This is just to say that...

1. This site hasn't been updated for a VERY long time. If you still want to see it, go here.

2. If I get my parallel port working, I'll scan my travel photos and type up my memoirs, run 'em through Dreamweaver and make this site worthwhile.

3. Till then, whet your appetite with my Cycle Tour of Scotland!

BTW my email address is now sv@usa.net. Bloody Magnadata gave my old simon@magna.com.au to some clueless fool.